I.
today i dog-sit.
you, me, dogs, cats, new year’s eve.
i am an ancient.
II.
today i dog-sit.
i wanted to. i love dogs.
i love to sit, stay.
III.
i ask my parents:
do your knee caps ever slide?
“lack of muscle” — oh.
IV.
i love to sit, stay.
i can drink champagne, can you
hold this fat ass joint?
V.
(this fat ass joint that
would have been legal, voters
okay, moving on.)
VI.
what was twenty ten?
snooki nicole polizzi
i saw you there, girl.
VII.
what was twenty ten?
manicure menagerie
the servers went down.
VIII.
knee caps resemble
mushrooms floating in muscle
muscle holds them there.
