Gin soaked cotton balls
cut through the residue of
nicotine and snot.
how-to-kiss-distinctly-american:
Nothing fucking works
My phone thrown across the room
What were they thinking?
Morning, step outside
Cold. Something’s wrong. I’m barefoot.
First day post spring break.
Haiku Game Review: Gotham City Impostors
Batman or Joker?
CoD meets TF2
In this FPS
Doing you all a favor and not posting my endless queue of bad haikus.
Haiku in Midtown. Swoon!
i see litterbox the cat poops there every day I wish I did tooThere is my roommate
His name is Greg and he is
A pizza niggaThere is a dumb door
That sounded like Dumbledore
I don’t like this placeThere’s a Magnavox
But it doesn’t really work
Magnavox makes shit
Oh look, it’s a wall.
And it is colored purple.
Yup, cool story bro.
Calculator on.
Post-it notes of all colors
I fucking hate work.
little mushroom box
you used to hold yummy treats
now you hold my teeth
Oh so beautiful
A can of Arizona
I am quite thirsty
HP PSC
Two-Thousand, One-Hundred-Ten
All-In-One printer
(Source: frontrowbitches)
Little bright blue pills
Your penis with blood it fills
Show her boning skills
why do you wait til
the day after grooming to
roll around in sod?
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