April 2012
3 posts
SPRING CLEANING, MACBOOK
dietcock: Gin soaked cotton balls cut through the residue of nicotine and snot.
Apr 26th
5 notes
Fucking Christ I Hate The New Tumblr App, a haiku
how-to-kiss-distinctly-american: Nothing fucking works My phone thrown across the room What were they thinking?
Apr 13th
6 notes
Haikusday
januaryembers: Morning, step outside Cold. Something’s wrong. I’m barefoot. First day post spring break.
Apr 2nd
2 notes
February 2012
2 posts
3 tags
Feb 19th
83 notes
Feb 15th
10 notes
January 2012
1 post
Jan 23rd
5 notes
December 2011
1 post
Dec 13th
25,779 notes
September 2011
1 post
1 tag
You guys need some good haiku.
theneilshow2: Little bright blue pills Your penis with blood it fills Show her boning skills
Sep 29th
11 notes
August 2011
2 posts
more dogwalk haiku
dietcock: why do you wait til the day after grooming to roll around in sod?
Aug 14th
6 notes
Aug 13th
45,888 notes
July 2011
2 posts
I think that I am, The only one posting here.
Jul 30th
1 note
Jul 24th
25,779 notes
April 2011
3 posts
Apr 28th
4 notes
haiku - 4.19.2011
cityofbridges: She absolves herself from responsibility, yet is still alone.
Apr 19th
4 notes
haiku - 4.15.2011
cityofbridges: You must stop chasing hope, footloose aspiration; for now, simply wait.
Apr 15th
5 notes
March 2011
3 posts
INSANITY Workout Haikus: Day 11
raptoravatar: you break when you break fierce limit tautology I start to look it —- one-four-four pounded now I’m at one-three-seven wrestled one-fifteen —- controlled mini moves chase bisected hornet abs B-minus C-pose
Mar 27th
3 notes
Alternate Hesher Cat Haikus
nebraska-admiral: Bring me the catnip Grown in the flames of Hades And then scratch my head King Diamond rulez Hey look there’s a laser dot I need to chase it
Mar 15th
16 notes
INSANITY Workout Haikus: Day 5
raptoravatar: need to not throw up workout cleared hangover pains gut hydrophobic —- question editing I love all the stock music Was this once an hour? —- acid reflux bloom tastes as good as thin must feel but instead I sneeze
Mar 15th
1 note
January 2011
2 posts
Jan 12th
89 notes
a current view haiku
three50eight: in a coffee shop hipsters sip their espresso snow flakes dance outside
Jan 6th
3 notes
Wipe Your Feet: new year's haiku →
tesslynch: I. today i dog-sit. you, me, dogs, cats, new year’s eve. i am an ancient. II. today i dog-sit. i wanted to. i love dogs. i love to sit, stay. III. i ask my parents: do your knee caps ever slide? “lack of muscle” — oh. IV. i love to sit, stay. i can drink champagne, can you hold this fat ass joint? V. (this fat ass joint that would have been legal, voters okay,...
Jan 1st
50 notes
December 2010
4 posts
DID SOMETHING DIE IN OUR FREEZER: a haiku
qed: smells like old rodent i hope it’s safe to still be drinking the vodka
Dec 31st
3 notes
I texted my girlfriend a haiku yesterday.
theneilshow: He’s fatty fat fat A galaxy of cheetos He is still hungry
Dec 20th
3 notes
bestrooftalkever: I see you drivin’ Round town with that girl I love And I’m like, Haiku
Dec 10th
660 notes
November 2010
1 post
Some Brand Haiku Humor
lorenrochelle: Dropped calls and big fees AT&T it’s time to rethink possible. Long line at Starbucks The first sip hits my blood stream Sweet nectar of Gods. A long lost classic Thanks for bringing back McRib Now put it back, please.
Nov 17th
2 notes
October 2010
1 post
1 tag
haiku 10.27.10 -"indecision 2010"
cityofbridges: together, at night, we drop them in the mail slot. high five, we voted!
Oct 28th
1 note
September 2010
3 posts
Lunchtime Haiku
rosemarysbabyjane: mspipcheerio: lifeoccupado: quitelikely: My PB&J Has spilled its guts out on me Now I’m all sticky Eggplant parm with cheese. T’was delicious at the time… Not feeling so hot. :/  Soup in the cupboard Loudly calling out to me Why isn’t it noon? Microwave popcorn A bite of peanut butter It tastes like sadness
Sep 22nd
12 notes
Sep 16th
90 notes
Haiku for Autumn #2
michaelianblack: I leap into leaves Lovely pastoral cocoon There’s dog shit in here.
Sep 16th
206 notes
August 2010
3 posts
Waiting
At Dulles airport. Waiting for my delayed flight. It’s more like “dullest”.
Aug 27th
Aug 20th
Aug 6th
10 notes
July 2010
2 posts
tattoo haiku
There will always be That regret; that I should have Loved you harder than.
Jul 28th
The Paradox
scribblesandwords: I’m lonely but I resent the obligation of your attention 
Jul 10th
4 notes
June 2010
1 post
warrennotg: a haiku
scottplusfriday: you like white guys, right? come to dc, brown sugar. let’s make it happen. warrennotg
Jun 30th
May 2010
2 posts
Now I get it
scribblesandwords: You’re not a “bad” friend You are just proving to me  that you aren’t MY friend 
May 31st
9 notes
1 tag
headlinehaikus: Portland high schools will change to neighborhood model. Some parents protest. Portland, Ore., may return to neighborhood schools model
May 13th
1 note
April 2010
6 posts
Apr 26th
55 notes
The Perks of Being a Billionaire
Why does Oprah’s Skype look better than mine? Making my Mac feel low-rent. 
Apr 22nd
5 notes
“I framed ev’ry note you ever gave me, then smashed them all with hammers”
–  A scribbler (via scribblesandwords)
Apr 20th
12 notes
The Cursor Hovering Above the Send Button
I can’t believe how many beats my heart skips just thinking about this 
Apr 13th
7 notes
The Meetup
Ahh, now I see: you’re a lot more interesting on the internet 
Apr 8th
Apr 2nd
11 notes
March 2010
5 posts
Mar 23rd
The Way I See It
Love is a form of violence and we are all sadists of the heart
Mar 13th
5 notes
Tumblr Staff: It's Tumblr Tuesday! →
In case you haven’t heard: Go add your favorite blog to the Tumblr Directory right now! Here are five Tumblr blogs you recommended for the directory which caught our eye. Godzilla Haiku No place in this world For a rampaging poet This lizard’s deep thoughts Halo: Reach Dev Blog
Mar 9th
409 notes
1 tag
Just made my very first haiku
srsly: Oh god oh god oh God am I doing this right? Lol, that’s what she said.
Mar 5th
46 notes
Mar 3rd
February 2010
8 posts
Feb 26th
43 notes
The Open Door
You can run if you want but I’m not gonna chase you. Not anymore.
Feb 23rd
6 notes