Haiku Get Used To This

lemurnelle:

Doing you all a favor and not posting my endless queue of bad haikus.

(Source: ellenrumel)

drunkbrunch:

Haiku in Midtown. Swoon!

fightoffyourdemons:

todayisallihave:

thefirstbroelle:

that-fucking-ginger-kid:

thatswhatshetumblrd:

the-miggy:

skrillectrostep:

bravenewheart:

There is my roommate
His name is Greg and he is
A pizza nigga 

There is a dumb door
That sounded like Dumbledore
I don’t like this place 

There’s a Magnavox

But it doesn’t really work

Magnavox makes shit

Oh look, it’s a wall.

And it is colored purple.

Yup, cool story bro.

Calculator on.

Post-it notes of all colors

I fucking hate work.

little mushroom box

you used to hold yummy treats

now you hold my teeth

Oh so beautiful

A can of Arizona

I am quite thirsty

i see litterbox the cat poops there every day I wish I did too

HP PSC
Two-Thousand, One-Hundred-Ten
All-In-One printer

(Source: frontrowbitches)