A Haiku as I get back into running…

by mercurypdx March 13, 2013

raptoravatar:

Frog Feet blister fins

dermal dent proximity

my god damn feet hurt

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A haiku about Mario Kart

by mercurypdx September 2, 2012

hippiebones:

Are you kidding me
Who the fuck threw that red shell
I will fuck you up

(via mariaminge)

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SPRING CLEANING, MACBOOK

by mercurypdx April 25, 2012

dietcock:

Gin soaked cotton balls

cut through the residue of

nicotine and snot.

(Source: formerlydietcock)

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Fucking Christ I Hate The New Tumblr App, a haiku

by mercurypdx April 12, 2012

how-to-kiss-distinctly-american:

Nothing fucking works
My phone thrown across the room
What were they thinking?

(Source: how-tokissdistinctly-american)

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Haikusday

by mercurypdx April 2, 2012

januaryembers:

Morning, step outside
Cold. Something’s wrong. I’m barefoot.
First day post spring break.

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by mercurypdx February 18, 2012
videogamenostalgia:

Haiku Game Review: Gotham City Impostors 
Batman or Joker?CoD meets TF2In this FPS

videogamenostalgia:

Haiku Game Review: Gotham City Impostors

Batman or Joker?
CoD meets TF2
In this FPS

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by mercurypdx February 15, 2012
lemurnelle:

Doing you all a favor and not posting my endless queue of bad haikus.

lemurnelle:

Doing you all a favor and not posting my endless queue of bad haikus.

(Source: ellenrumel)

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by mercurypdx January 23, 2012
drunkbrunch:

Haiku in Midtown. Swoon!

drunkbrunch:

Haiku in Midtown. Swoon!

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by mercurypdx December 12, 2011
fightoffyourdemons:

todayisallihave:

thefirstbroelle:

that-fucking-ginger-kid:

thatswhatshetumblrd:

the-miggy:

skrillectrostep:

bravenewheart:

There is my roommateHis name is Greg and he isA pizza nigga 

There is a dumb doorThat sounded like DumbledoreI don’t like this place 

There’s a Magnavox
But it doesn’t really work
Magnavox makes shit

Oh look, it’s a wall.
And it is colored purple.
Yup, cool story bro.

Calculator on.
Post-it notes of all colors
I fucking hate work.

little mushroom box
you used to hold yummy treats
now you hold my teeth

Oh so beautiful
A can of Arizona
I am quite thirsty

i see litterbox the cat poops there every day I wish I did too
HP PSCTwo-Thousand, One-Hundred-TenAll-In-One printer

fightoffyourdemons:

todayisallihave:

thefirstbroelle:

that-fucking-ginger-kid:

thatswhatshetumblrd:

the-miggy:

skrillectrostep:

bravenewheart:

There is my roommate
His name is Greg and he is
A pizza nigga 

There is a dumb door
That sounded like Dumbledore
I don’t like this place 

There’s a Magnavox

But it doesn’t really work

Magnavox makes shit

Oh look, it’s a wall.

And it is colored purple.

Yup, cool story bro.

Calculator on.

Post-it notes of all colors

I fucking hate work.

little mushroom box

you used to hold yummy treats

now you hold my teeth

Oh so beautiful

A can of Arizona

I am quite thirsty

i see litterbox the cat poops there every day I wish I did too

HP PSC
Two-Thousand, One-Hundred-Ten
All-In-One printer

(Source: frontrowbitches)

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You guys need some good haiku.

by mercurypdx September 29, 2011

theneilshow2:

Little bright blue pills

Your penis with blood it fills

Show her boning skills

(via theneilshow2-deactivated2012120)

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