Fuck this week.

by subjecttomeg November 6, 2009

I burned my hand.  There

is a blister.  It fucking

hurts.  Oh, woe is me!

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Hangover

by sinkships October 16, 2009

Oh, vomit, my dear
You’re not very nice… but still
I feel better now.

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by chuffedlittlemuffin October 15, 2009

It’s so cold down here.
Mice run free. Mold into lungs.
Die, organist, die.

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First draft:

by chuffedlittlemuffin October 10, 2009

kelsium:

I am the person
who can’t help it, I must say
“less” was incorrect.
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by andeventhis September 30, 2009

This is the main lesson of haiku. When we compose a haiku we are saying, “It is hard to tell you how I am feeling. Perhaps if I share with you the event that made me aware of those feelings you will have similar feelings of your own.”
-William Higginson, The Haiku Handbook

So, in other words:

In these 17
syllables I try to say
what I cannot say

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by thepatriarchy September 30, 2009

Roman Polanski

Nailed a thirteen year old girl

Sign a petition

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The Broken Modem

by andeventhis September 27, 2009

Without internet
my laptop turns into an
expensive iPod

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Really Bad Haiku #166

by sinkships September 18, 2009

youroldarchenemycatwoman:

thehelmeteer:

I have some ice cream,
If you want to bring over
Some cake, wink, wink, nudge.

Love,
The Helmeteer

I couldn’t NOT reblog this. >_
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by thepatriarchy September 11, 2009

On the letting go:
It’s a fucking bitch sometimes,
And a bastard, too.

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labor day

by deeznutsinyoface September 7, 2009

yay! three day weekend

no! only an illusion

still woke up at six

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